I’m sorry pornbots but I’m still a sex-repulsed Aroace.
You and your account will not entice me.
You’re wasting your time here.
The illusion of choice and all that
@staff this is truly a basis for me to never open tumblr desktop again so if that was you guy's aim congrats, you nailed it!!!! Now if you wanted to keep "what makes Tumblr unique" you have never failed better
really loudly amd pathetically outside your door Heeeey. heeeey. hey girl can i come in pleaseeee
girl please im so lonely...! i wamma come in and sit on your bed or whatever
heeeeey girl please! let me in....!
i know you can hear me! youre so meanies to me forever! i just wanna come into your room.....!
oh yeah sure
...okay then
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girl...! let me in
I've acquired a creature that stares at you no matter which direction you look at it from
In case you think the writers on strike aren't making good use of their time, think no more!
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Jesus ffucking christ bro.
Seems like he had an oral fixation… Almost as if he were replacing the cigarette with… No i shant say…
daisycinnimon asked:
what do u think of my splatoon controller (i dont have money for a pro controller)
ask-bigman answered:
AY /A /AY. (DAISYCINNIMON ARE YOU /J OR /SRS.)
hm oh looks like thers a little alittle thing on the grounf here i think i will... i will sniff sniff it....
hm i think i'll take a little nibble nibble
hrmm *crinkling noises*
Hey. HEY!
THE FUCK IS IN YOUR MOUTH
This rabbit is named ๐๐ฃ ๐๐ฎ๐๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ท๐ฒ๐ ๐ฃ๐ฟ๐ผ ๐ ๐๐ฃ ๐ ๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ด๐ณ๐ฑ๐, due to suffering from chronic destroys-paper-for-fun disease
